iNews Election Day Aftermath, the Final Week – 11/5/2008
November 05, 2008 By: ERITAS News Service Category: Humor, Politics, Satire
From the iNews 9000 Turbo wi-fi headline translator–
Headline: Arnie ribs ‘puny’ Obama
Translation: Pot calls kettle a spare tire
Headline: McCain appears on TV’s Saturday Night Live
Translation: New catch phrase “Vote for me or die at the hands of shadowy furriners” fails to catch fire
Headline: In One County, Gusts of Change
Translation: McCain seeks to break wind
Headline: Palin at Marietta College
Translation: Taking 15 credits next semester – General Studies major
Headline: Republicans Scrambling to Save Seats in Congress
Translation: Michele Bachmann personally trying to save souls of as many seats as possible
Headline: Obama’s military-like ground operation
Translation: McCain’s POW-like staff meetings
Headline: Glitches and hoaxes as US votes
Translation: Palin revealed to be defective fembot
Headline: McCain gives concession speech to supporters in Phoenix
Translation: Supporters angered by classy concession, stone McCain to death
Headline: Obama elected next president of United States
Translation: One of the greatest moments in American history
November 5th, 2008 at 2:53 pm
Every time I see that picture of Arhnult, I want to scratch my eyes out. I remember when the last time I was on a beach in Mexico, and I had the impression that German men should just not wear Speedos, but they all do. Does that apply to Austrian men as well?
November 5th, 2008 at 5:26 pm
Palin revealed to be defective fembot
Dude, that’s inspired! And that Arnie picture should come with a warning man, I almost lost my lunch!
November 5th, 2008 at 6:46 pm
Thanks for the comment on Is America Burning.
I left you a two-part reply.
Best
Ann (granny)