McCain woos Clinton supporters – Says he is getting in touch with his feminine side
June 03, 2008 By: ERITAS News Service Category: Elections, Humor, Politics, Satire
Presumptive Republican nominee for president John McCain wasted no time Tuesday night in launching his battle for the November general election.
Only minutes after Barack Obama claimed the Democratic nomination over rival Hillary Rodham Clinton following his win of the Montana primary, McCain sought to win over disaffected Clinton supporters. “My friends, if it’s a female leader you want, you’re looking at him,” McCain told a New Orleans rally.
“I’ve spent the last few weeks in private, getting in touch with my feminine side. And you know what? No elderly man is prouder of his man-boobs than me, my friends,” said McCain.
“In fact, my friends, I can be more than friends to Senator Clinton’s supporters. I want them to consider me to be their sister,” he said. He concluded the speech by removing and burning his manssiere, which he called an act of liberation.
McCain was dressed in a smart lilac-colored pantsuit, white shoes and checkered scarf. He went on to say the scarf, a kaffiyeh, came from a cute little stall he discovered while shopping in a Baghdad bazaar with the 1st Air Cavalry.
June 4th, 2008 at 6:47 am
And he got the Prada shoes while shoppping with Condi.
The purse? Don’t ask.
June 4th, 2008 at 8:00 am
EEEWWWW.
June 4th, 2008 at 8:20 am
I think I just threw up.
June 4th, 2008 at 9:29 am
Update: as he left the rally, McCain started shaking hands and struck up a conversation with several female supporters. They hit it off, and went out for mojitos followed by a showing of Sex And The City.
June 4th, 2008 at 3:41 pm
That’s a pretty revolting picture you are painting there. When you mentioned “getting in touch with his feminine side” I immediately flashed on the scene from “Fried Green Tomatoes” of the ladies with their hand mirrors…Ouch!
June 4th, 2008 at 4:43 pm
I’m with Diva Jood & Randal. Ewww!!! Does he have a Christophe haircut now as well? You can’t be a female politician without helmet hair.