iNews Friday – Unlucky Edition, 11/13/2009
November 13, 2009 By: ERITAS News Service Category: Humor, International, Politics, Satire, Science
A sampling of this week’s output from the iNews 9000 Turbo wi-fi headline translator—
Headline: NASA on crusade to debunk 2012 apocalypse myths
Translation: Mayans did not have Gregorian calendar converter
Headline: Ensign Leaving C Street
Translation: Found sublet on K Street
Headline: North, South Korean Ships Exchange Fire
Translation: Stop it, you’re both pretty
Headline: Karzai says he’s addressing corruption
Translation: Karzai gets new PO box for bribe money
Headline: New jihad code threatens al Qaeda
Translation: al Qaeda seeks to move HQ to right to work state
Headline: President Obama Visits Tomb Of The Unknown
Translation: Rumsfeld drops by Tomb of the Unknown Unknowns
Headline: Bart Stupak- ‘There Will Be Hell To Pay’ If My Amendment Is Removed
Translation: Owes Satan weekly interest payment
November 13th, 2009 at 2:09 pm
Headline Water found on Moon
Translation Where there’s water there’s oil
November 13th, 2009 at 2:39 pm
@1: “Forget it, Jake. It’s Tranquility Base”
November 13th, 2009 at 6:12 pm
“Headline: President Obama Visits Tomb Of The Unknown”
Translation: George W. Bush wonders, “If nobody knows who he is, why bother?”
November 14th, 2009 at 8:03 pm
Ensign evicted from C Street?
See:
http://notionscapital.wordpress.com/2009/11/12/ensign-evicted-from-c-street/