iNews Friday, 11/20/2009
November 20, 2009 By: ERITAS News Service Category: Humor, Politics, Satire
A sampling of this week’s output from the iNews 9000 Turbo wi-fi headline translator—
Headline: George W. Bush- I Kept my Values
Translation: “In my pocket- oh wait, that’s lint”
Headline: NASA discovers ’significant’ amount of water on moon
Translation: “Forget it Jake, it’s Tranquility Base”
Headline: US opens its first marijuana cafe
Translation: “You want lots and lots and lots of fries with that?”
Headline: Palin says presidency “not on my radar screen”
Translation: Palin’s radar still busy searching for rearing Putin
Headline: Palin tells Oprah she won’t rule out 2012
Translation: “I might catch a matinee.”
Headline: Palin reportedly spending Thanksgiving in Richland
Translation: Fundraising; thinks all the rich people live there.
Headline: Oprah Winfrey to End Her Program in 2011
Translation: Fears having to interview Palin again in 2012
November 20th, 2009 at 11:49 pm
“Headline: George W. Bush- I Kept my Values”
Yes, and fans of dishonesty, shallowness, incompetence, perversity and obstinacy appreciate your service.
November 22nd, 2009 at 5:04 pm
It was interesting that Oprah announced her retirement so soon after interviewing Palin.