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February 09, 2010
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Name: David Gow
Email: mrblog@kinetic.seattle.wa.us
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About: I am a policy analyst currently working in the field of environmental protection. Other activities include: Advocacy of public transit, including advanced technologies such as APMs and Personal Rapid Transit (aka 'podcars'). Writing political humor at "Wiseline Institute and Center For The Secular Humorism," and enviro-blogging at "This Week In Precipitation" on Zaproot. I also serve on the steering committees of the Greater Greenwood Bi-Peds, a grassroots group promoting pedestrian and bicycle safety in Seattle, and SoundPRT, an ad hoc Seattle group advocating podcars.See Authors Posts (352)
Category: Humor, Politics, Satire
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February 9th, 2010 at 2:53 pm
TPM: Raise your hand if your intellectually incurious! Sarah?
SARAH: What’s incurious mean?
TPM: Well, now that you asked the question you are no longer considered incurious.
SARAH: Gee! Ya mean I’m presidential material?
TPM: No.
SARAH: What do I need to do to become presidential material?
TPM: Believe with all of your heart in reincarnation and hope like the dickens that it works out in your favor.
February 9th, 2010 at 3:01 pm
Famous scene from “Yes Prime Minister”:
Hacker: Don’t tell me about the press. I know exactly who reads the papers:
* The Daily Mirror is read by people who think they run the country;
* The Guardian is read by people who think they ought to run the country;
* The Times is read by the people who actually do run the country;
* The Daily Mail is read by the wives of the people who run the country;
* The Financial Times is read by people who own the country;
* The Morning Star is read by people who think the country ought to be run by another country;
* And The Daily Telegraph is read by people who think it is.
Sir Humphrey: Prime Minister, what about the people who read The Sun?
Bernard: Sun readers don’t care who runs the country, as long as she’s got big tits.
February 9th, 2010 at 4:27 pm
So very true about Sun readers, it’s all about the mammary glands. A Rupert Murdoch newspaper.