Kvatch’s Kocktail Hour – The AT&Tini
August 29, 2008 By: Kvatch Category: Kocktails, Politics, Satire
Yes my friends it’s been a while, but today we have to lift our glasses to a group that never met a lobbyist they didn’t like, for whom no payoff is too small, and who have no trouble throwing a posh soiree for those lucky lawmakers who granted them immunity.
So here’s to the Telcos!
The AT&Tini
— 2 oz. Bombay Sapphire Gin
— Hint of vermouth
— A float of Cristal
Cost: 1 Billion Dollars!
August 29th, 2008 at 5:05 pm
Yes! Yes! Yes!
(especially the Bombay Gin. I could say more, but . . . .)
August 29th, 2008 at 5:29 pm
Thank you for picking my favorite gin for this recipe.
August 29th, 2008 at 5:44 pm
NBHS… What could AT&T offer when they’ve already paid with the contracts? Booze and broads!
PT… I have to say, Bombay is not my favorite, but when I was looking for ’super-premium’ gins, Junipero (my favorite) kept coming up, and I just couldn’t satirize my favorite.
August 29th, 2008 at 5:55 pm
Can I get those bundled? It will make my 3 martini lunch a lot easier to pay for.
August 29th, 2008 at 6:33 pm
All evil aside, I like the cocktail.