I was astonished this evening when the Frog pointed me toward an article in which Democratic representative Anthony Weiner (his real name), admitted to tweeting his winky. He’s been all over the media in the past week denying that it was him and claiming his account had been ‘hacked’. I have to say that rang hollow for me, but even I was taken aback when he also copped to sexting on Twitter and Facebook. On a government issued Blackberry. Doesn’t the Patriot Act cover this sort of madness? I mean, who does that?!!!
I can just imagine the Barbara Walters interview promo, “Weiner wegrets wagging weiner at women”
Headline: Bidding on Princess Beatrice’s Hat Surpasses $26,000
You’ve got to be kidding me, that thing looks like a toilet bowl seat!
Why Are Kate And William Inviting A Bahraini Dictator To Their Wedding?
Duh! Because they give really great gifts! “Well I know it wasn’t on your list, but I’ve gotten you an island. I had it man made in the shape of William’s bald spot. I hope that you will like it.”
Glow in the dark sushi for everyone!
I almost had a seizure when I read this article this morning. Dear God what are they thinking?!!! Did you learn nothing from that horrible Matthew Broderick film?
OMG the Bronx Zoo cobra who escaped over the weekend has a Twitter feed and he/she is hilarious! My favorite tweet so far:
On top of the Empire State Building! All the people look like little mice down there. Delicious little mice. #snakeonthetown
So we read this week that the great state of Virginia is planning to sell the naming rights of it’s restrooms. It got me wondering, is having your brand or logo on a rest stop really a great piece of publicity? Then of course it devolved into a naming game, because that’s just what we frogs do. Here are some of our suggestions:
Pee & flee
Now this is a Freakanomics headline if ever there was one…
North Dakota economy booms, population soars
What? Really North Dakota? No, really?
I wonder when the fashion industry is going to stop rewarding people who look like they got dressed in the dark.