Forget statistics that say we’re more safe now then at any time in our country’s history! Those are a left-wing conspiracy—fiction made up by the liberal media elite. President-elect Trump is the only one who can save us from the black/latino/muslim/feminazi hordes that are coming to steal our women, take our jobs, torch our double-wides, and make us bake cakes for LGBT weddings.

And how should we deal with crime wave that threatens the very essence of our privileged lives? Well, let’s take a lesson from inner-city school systems that have successfully managed away the problem for decades. Why allow the little deviants to ever reach adulthood on the outside at all? At the first sign of an infraction just call in the police and put the little mother-fuckers on a fast track to permanent incarceration.

Like these little delinquents from Maple Grove High School, Minnesota. No need for counseling or for some liberal mamby-pamby solution that keeps it off their record. Just round the little fuckers up and throw them in Juvi for a few months. And then…the next time they decide to act out? Throw away the key! Lock em in Juvenile Hall until they reach the age of majority. Good luck with that Ivy League college application little con, and if you manage to to get a post-juvi job at all, it might be just enough to get you a shitty little hovel in a bad neighborhood. But you, your parents, friends, neighbors, and President Law-and-order will rest easy knowing that ‘Merica is safe.

Grade school to Gen Pop has been a successful program for dealing with inner-city kids for decades. Should we expect anything less for all our nation’s youth?