They have been identified as a leaderless mishmash of young and bored terrorist wannabees with penis envy.
They might be enraged by the Iraq war but want their 25 virgins now, probably as a group gang bang, rather than risk Paradise being a myth.
One eminent expert has suggested rather than glorifying these limp, leaderless members with wanted posters and bounties we should be using more creative methods. One method suggested is a TV ad campaign with foxy young chicks wiggling a little finger at these third-wave wannabes.
There is some concern that this new wave of pointless terrorists might have been spawned in Australia, following the teachings of a mouth-foaming mullah who preached that: “If you leave fresh meat lying around it is certain to attract the local cats.” Australian jails are now home to many of these veteran gang rapists.
The best part is that we don’t have the death sentence, so they can’t even dream of the potential fresh meat in the after world though they might get a taste for the prison diet, they’ll have years to work on it.