Terrorism – no one thinks big of you

Terrorism – no one thinks big of youThe latest junior jihadis taking up the global call for action more closely resemble criminal gang members than religious fanatics.

They have been identified as a leaderless mishmash of young and bored terrorist wannabees with penis envy.

They might be enraged by the Iraq war but want their 25 virgins now, probably as a group gang bang, rather than risk Paradise being a myth.

One eminent expert has suggested rather than glorifying these limp, leaderless members with wanted posters and bounties we should be using more creative methods. One method suggested is a TV ad campaign with foxy young chicks wiggling a little finger at these third-wave wannabes.

There is some concern that this new wave of pointless terrorists might have been spawned in Australia, following the teachings of a mouth-foaming mullah who preached that: “If you leave fresh meat lying around it is certain to attract the local cats.” Australian jails are now home to many of these veteran gang rapists.

The best part is that we don’t have the death sentence, so they can’t even dream of the potential fresh meat in the after world though they might get a taste for the prison diet, they’ll have years to work on it.

4 thoughts on “Terrorism – no one thinks big of you”

  1. Okay, pretend I’m not Australian and explain what wagging your little finger means. I have an idea…but I’m not sure if I’m right.

  2. Ahhh, obscure messages. The approach is used here to curb dangerous behaviour from young guys in muscle cars, or penis extensions. So I guess the little finger is suggestive of penis size.
    The relevance here is that the latest wave of terrorists are composed of lost young guys with little dicks trying to impress the world.

  3. The best part is that we don’t have the death sentence…

    Gonna give them a good long stretch to ponder whether the crime was worth it or not. Though, the Koran is pretty explicit on the killing issue…paradise is out. Not sure about rape.

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