Pastor Ted is fucking outside the box

So I caught a bit of Pastor Ted Haggard on Larry King Live recently. Hearing him talk is like listening to a politician try to slither out of a sex scandal. There’s no accountability, no remorse and no self knowledge in this man whatsoever. Here’s just a bit of what he had to say:

Asked whether he considers himself bisexual or gay, Haggard said that different therapists have described him in different ways. “The first said, ‘You are a heterosexual with homosexual attachments.’ His current therapist, he said, described him as ‘a heterosexual with complications.'” Haggard himself went on to say, “I don’t think the boxes work for me. I think I have some thoughts in my life and some processes in my life that just don’t fit neatly into the boxes. Which I think is true for a lot of people.”

Face it America, he’s not GAY, he’s just COMPLICATED. And about those boxes he’s so obsessed with, I’d like to put him in a box ~ one with bars and a lock on the door.

“I felt like God’s plan was for sexuality to be in a monogamous, heterosexual marriage,” he said. “I wanted that. But at the same time, I had these other things going on.”

Yeah, like sleeping with guys and doing drugs.

Nevertheless, he said, “Today, I’m 100 percent satisfied with my relationship with my wife, and I have no compelling things in my life toward others.”

And I’m sure his wife is “100% satisfied” too.

He concluded the interview by saying he is “happy with his life now”.

Really, poor, disgraced and living in Louisiana?

You just know this is a guy who doesn’t define himself as “gay” because he’s a top. Even Larry King must have been surprised by his answers. I found the transcript on his website under “He said what?”

7 thoughts on “Pastor Ted is fucking outside the box”

  1. Do you really think he’s a top? I’d have been the rent that he was a bottom. But hey, you can’t always tell these things from outward appearances. Whichever he is, I bet he doesn’t define himself as gay because he has been able to do it with a woman once or twice.

  2. Station Agent – Thanks!

    zenyenta – LoL! I’ll take that bet. But you know it seems pretty clear to me, you sleep with men and women you are bi-sexual. End of story.

  3. I’d like to put him in a box ~ one with bars and a lock on the door.

    Or perhaps the ‘boxes’ he’s talking about are the ones that you stay in until Dieter (the big guy with the whip and the leather chaps) has need of you.

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