So I read a blurb in The Week magazine about celebrities hiring ghost writers to compose their “tweets” on Twitter. Seriously. Doesn’t that make us the laziest, stupidest group of people on the planet? If you can’t even be bothered to write a one liner mini-blog post shouldn’t you just give up and stay off Twitter? I know you probably don’t believe me, but this is real. Apparently Britney Spears, 50 Cent and even Ron Paul have all copped to having Twitter ghostwriters. Clearly we are doomed.