I read a hilarious article today over on the Consumerist.com on how some enterprising Dallas couple found a Jesus-shaped Cheeto among their snacks. They’ve decided to sell him on e-Bay like the Virgin Mary grilled cheese and various other religious foods we’ve seen over the years. I find myself wondering, “Is this the second coming? The rapture even? Is Jesus coming back as a Cheeto?!” How can we be sure? I mean the Bible has some pretty severe proscriptions against false icons. How can we know when the *real* Jesus appears on our plates? And if we’re wrong, what then?