Bottle blond and human blow up doll Pamela Anderson tweeted this week about the launch of her first fragrance. It’s called Malibu by Pamela. Personally I think “SKANK!” would have been a better choice. She could diversify ala Jennifer Lopez, Brittany Spears and Paris Hilton into adjacent fragrances like, “SKANK! Beach” and “SKANK! Boat”. The Frog suggested “MILF SKANK!” There could even be a “Vegas SKANK!”. I’m wondering if PETA has certified her fragrance animal friendly. I’m guessing it was tested on ‘escorts’ walking the Vegas Strip between midnight and 3 a.m.