Seattle-area man’s sweet deal – Used Hummer incredibly cheap

A Seattle-area man defied prevailing pessimistic consumer attitudes last weekend, pulling off what he calls “the deal of a lifetime.”

On Sunday afternoon Bernard K. “Bucky” Frandle, 31, of Lynnwood, a suburb north of Seattle, showed off his acquisition, a used 2006 Hummer H2, to a spontaneous gathering of friends at Alderwood Mall, Lynnwood’s cultural mecca.

“This was the deal of a lifetime,” Frandle told best bud Ted Mullett, 32.

“Why someone would sell such a cherry ride for only $1,200 is a mystery to me,” said Frandle.

“Dude,” remarked Mullet.

Frandle credits President Bush’s economic stimulus package for making his 6,400 pound dream a reality. “My wife Chrissy and I finally got our $1,200 government check last Friday, and the very next day here’s an ad in the newspaper for an H2 for only $1,200,” he said.

“It was perfect timing,” Frandle said.

“Radical,” Mullet added.

Chrissy Frandle, 29, was unavailable for comment. However, a source close to Bucky Frandle who agreed to discuss the H2 on condition of anonymity said Chrissy disagrees with her husband’s purchase.

“Chrissy feels there are bigger priorities right now, necessities they need to budget for,” said the source, who went on to say Chrissy is particularly concerned about the 2009 digital television conversion.

“Bucky and Chrissy still don’t have a plasma TV,” said the source.

In national security news, the Bush administration is saying “all options are on the table” concerning the hunt in Lynnwood for prints of the motion picture Love Guru. Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice said this morning Lynnwood risks serious consequences by continuing to bar inspectors from searching for the prints. “We can’t wait for the proof that could come in the form of Mike Myers doing an accent,” Rice said.

6 thoughts on “Seattle-area man’s sweet deal – Used Hummer incredibly cheap”

  1. “We can’t wait for the proof that could come in the form of Mike Myers doing an accent,” Rice said.

    It could come in the form of a Scottish accent, knowing Myers. Has anybody checked out the intelligence that indicates he purchased yellow-ish oatcakes recently in Aberdeen? One can only tremble in fear.

  2. Good for them; too fucking bad that check is simply a loan from next years taxes…………look it the fuck up….People don’t think, and don’t use their critical thinking skills……

    It is sad that someone needed the money that bad….

    Peace and Freedom,

    My Friend

  3. People don’t think, and don’t use their critical thinking skills. ” – Mateo

    What critical thinking skills? You can’t use what you don’t have.

    “Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize that half of them are stupider than that.” – George Carlin

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