iNews Friday – Unlucky Edition, 11/13/2009

A sampling of this week’s output from the iNews 9000 Turbo wi-fi headline translator—

Headline: NASA on crusade to debunk 2012 apocalypse myths
Translation: Mayans did not have Gregorian calendar converter

Headline: Ensign Leaving C Street
Translation: Found sublet on K Street

Headline: North, South Korean Ships Exchange Fire
Translation: Stop it, you’re both pretty

Headline: Karzai says he’s addressing corruption
Translation: Karzai gets new PO box for bribe money

Headline: New jihad code threatens al Qaeda
Translation: al Qaeda seeks to move HQ to right to work state

Headline: President Obama Visits Tomb Of The Unknown
Translation: Rumsfeld drops by Tomb of the Unknown Unknowns

Headline: Bart Stupak- ‘There Will Be Hell To Pay’ If My Amendment Is Removed
Translation: Owes Satan weekly interest payment

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