TSA Freaks Out! …Again

Three years ago, we all thought that the ‘no liquid, no gels’ rule on US bound flights was just a temporary thing. We joked about how it would lead to new draconian restrictions on air travel. A few airlines, most notably British Airways , did clamp down for a few weeks on the really dangerous stuff…like books and magazines. But then we all just learned to put up with 3 oz fluid containers, all the while holding our noses because of all those stinky feet in the security lines.

But with the most recent bungled attempt to bring down a Northwest Airlines jumbo, TSA seems to have jumped the security shark. Reports are coming in that indicate that passengers are being required to say seated for the last 60 minutes of all inbound international flights, while at the same time keeping their laps clear and their hands in view. Fliers are saying that they’ve been prevented from using their ‘approved electronics devices’, from laptops…to iPods…to DVD viewers.

F*ck! At this rate we really will be flying naked in no time—ordered to disgorge the contents of our stomachs and bowels before boarding to ensure that we’re not carrying anything that TSA might not like, including that Taco Bell burrito you choked down on your way to the gate.

9 thoughts on “TSA Freaks Out! …Again”

  1. passengers are being required to say seated for the last 60 minutes of all inbound international flights, while at the same time keeping their laps clear and their hands in view.

    So it’s just like Kindergarten. Ugh.

  2. Liberality… I’d love to avoid flying whenever possible, but the train system in the US is so lousy…

    Unwashed masses, shudder.

    Randal… Not to mention, “…smell them!” ;-)

    Frogette… Actually flight attendants will be passing through the aisles like nuns, “Get those hands where I can see them!” <WHACK!> So, not like kidergarten. More like Catholic high school.

  3. Stewerdess should lead the way to make passengers more comfortable. Heck, put enough nekked steweresses on th plane I I might fly somewhere. ;-)

  4. …put enough nekked steweresses on th plane I I might fly somewhere.

    TomCat… Ah…I remember the days of my horny adolescence. Always used to try and get the ‘rents to take me on Southwest for the hot pants on the flight attendants. :-)

    Dave… International or domestic? Seems to me that most of the reports of draconian measures were coming from people traveling into the US from Europe and Canada.

  5. There’s a simple solution to making air travel safe. Give everyone a shot of something that makes them go to sleep for the duration of the flight.

    It would be hard to blow up a plane in your sleep.

    P.S. Would that be a blow job?

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