Washington (f-A-ke. P.) —
This morning at Department of Homeland Security headquarters, senior administration officials gathered representatives of all the major branches of the Al-Qaeda terrorist network. Michael Dubrovsky, DHS Undersecretary for Bungled Operations, then posed the question: “OK, which of you was responsible for the ‘underpants bomber’?” In response, 15 Al-Qaeda representatives were reported to have taken a giant step backwards, leaving only the representative of ‘Al-Qaeda in the Arabian Peninsula’.
Rumors that the Al-Qaeda representatives also made a “…he did it” gesture, could not be verified.
Al-Qaeda also announced that future terror plots would use holiday-appropriate undergarments. Por ejemplo, on Valentine’s Day terrorists will wear explosive lingerie — teddies, garters, bustiers and the like. With Islamic headscarves, naturally.
Wonder what sort of underpants he was wearing? Y-Fronts, Boxers, Briefs, I have all sorts of problems with underwear after sitting for hours, can’t imagine how he coped with all that “extra” explosive material tucked in there.
Mr_Blog… Imagine, Victoria’s Secret will be able to open up a whole new line of fashionable underthings for the discerning terrorist.
Holte… I don’t even like to think about it: “You want me to put the explosive where?!”
I’ve heard of vibrating undergarments, but yikes.
I wonder why the media didn’t pick up on the nom-de-guerre “Underpants Bomber”, it’s so catchy!