I was falling over laughing this week about the insane details coming out about John Edwards infamous “Mistress Cover-up”. This man has got to be the dumbest lay ever. First he falls for a new agey California filmmaker. Then he decides he’ll just cheat a little bit on his wife. Did I mention she’s suffering from incurable cancer? Shades of Newt Gingrich anyone? Well the story goes on. Turns out the idiot mistress gets pregnant and Edwards campaign manager sends her into hiding so that Edwards can maintain his bid for president. His former aide who accepted responsibility for the child’s paternity also goes into hiding with her and his wife. Are you still with me? Well they spend the entire pregnancy camped out in high end hotels and flying around the country in private jets all on the dime of a 99 year old private donor named “Bunny” Mellon. To the tune of $700,000 sent via chocolate boxes with notes saying, “This is the save the nation.”. Obviously Bunny had no idea what she was paying for. In the end they spent over a million dollars and it all came out anyway. These things always do. What next? Well the aide is morally indignant enough with Edwards actions that he has written (and is flogging) his own book, The Politician. Yeah, the guy who lied about paternity is pissed because Edwards didn’t tell America the truth. Somebody get that guy a mirror, “Hello pot? This is the kettle, you’re black!”. Oh and did I mention he has photos and a sex tape of Edwards and his mistress safely stashed away? American scandal. It just doesn’t get any better than this!