3 thoughts on “Latest tech from Populist Science Magazine”

  1. TPM: Raise your hand if your intellectually incurious! Sarah?

    SARAH: What’s incurious mean?

    TPM: Well, now that you asked the question you are no longer considered incurious.

    SARAH: Gee! Ya mean I’m presidential material?

    TPM: No.

    SARAH: What do I need to do to become presidential material?

    TPM: Believe with all of your heart in reincarnation and hope like the dickens that it works out in your favor.

  2. Famous scene from “Yes Prime Minister”:

    Hacker: Don’t tell me about the press. I know exactly who reads the papers:

    * The Daily Mirror is read by people who think they run the country;
    * The Guardian is read by people who think they ought to run the country;
    * The Times is read by the people who actually do run the country;
    * The Daily Mail is read by the wives of the people who run the country;
    * The Financial Times is read by people who own the country;
    * The Morning Star is read by people who think the country ought to be run by another country;
    * And The Daily Telegraph is read by people who think it is.

    Sir Humphrey: Prime Minister, what about the people who read The Sun?

    Bernard: Sun readers don’t care who runs the country, as long as she’s got big tits.

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