“If you touch my junk, I’ll have you arrested”

Those are the famous last words of John Tyner 31, a passenger flying out of San Diego. He had refused to pass through TSA’s new scattershot imaging machine.  Instead, he agreed to a pat down, but as the procedure of his impending groin search was being described, Mr. Tyner uttered the immortal words above.  And got thrown out of the airport.  All I can say is I want to meet this guy and shake his hand!  I realize that last Christmas we had an underwear bomber and we have to have safety procedures in place, but the search they described just sounds, well invasive.  What’s next?  Cavity search?  Glad I’m not flying this holiday season.

3 thoughts on ““If you touch my junk, I’ll have you arrested””

  1. According to FDL the TSA is threatening Mr. Tyner with an $11,000 fine and civil penalties. He is going to be the example so the rest of sheep fall into line and do the rape scan.
    The world’s best airline pilot ‘Skully” came out this morning and called it sexual assault.

  2. “He is going to be the example so the rest of sheep fall into line and do the rape scan.”

    Like everyone is saying: If it was anyone but the gub’mint, it would be considered molestation.

  3. Fallenmonk – Yeah, we read online this morning that TSA is going to prosecute. Bad call. Think I’ll throw my support behind the opt out protests planned for Thanksgiving holidays. That will show them what sheep are really capable of if you piss them off enough.

    Kvatch – You’ll protect my “junk” won’t you?

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