We at Casa de las Ranas have decided to celebrate the occupation of North America today by ingesting a chicken instead of a turkey. Downsizing you know. No, it’s not the economy. It’s just that we’re celebrating on our own and two people can’t reasonably eat a 24 lb. turkey. Even the chickens at our grocery store this week were pushing 10 lbs. It’s like they’re on steroids or something.
So anyway, enjoy your largesse this year America. Eat, drink and be merry for tomorrow you all will fly. Home that is. Travel safely and tell TSA to keep their hands to themselves.