Just when you were about to start your New Year’s diet word comes from CBS that Al Qaeda is hatching a plot to poison your croutons. I swear it’s either a slow news day or they are seriously making this up. I think we’ve fallen into the paranoia abyss people. You really should be more worried about U.S. corporations poisoning your food “by accident” as they’ve done numerous times in the last few years. E. Coli, salmonella, and listeria have all been circulated by our Food Industrial Complex. While the Food Safety Bill passed the Senate vote this past weekend, we’ve still got a long way to go before we are truly safe. Besides, let’s face it if you’ve seen how fat Americans are becoming you already know we’re not eating salads.