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Kansas joins big leagues – Wins coveted Taliban franchise

Boosters in Kansas are celebrating today, upon news the Great Plains state has secured a professional Taliban franchise. The franchise will be called the Sunflower State Holy Warriors and play its first season in Wichita.

Eager Taliban fans directed celebratory Sunday morning gunfire at Wichita’s Reformation Lutheran Church, killing Dr. George Tiller MD, a provider of abortion services.

The assassination of Tiller, who at the time of his death was serving as a church usher, earned Kansas its first win and six points in Taliban league standings.

Holy Warriors coach/General Manager Fred Phelps said Tiller’s assassination was a good first start, despite on-field errors. “We were lucky to get the win. Usually the Taliban way is to find the headless corpse dumped by the side of the road,” explained Phelps.

“I guess this week in practice we’ll be working on the fundamentals of fundamentalism,” he said.

Phelps went on to say he expects the franchise to be competitive despite a tough schedule.

“Our style of play matches up well against doctors, Buddhist statues, women showing their hair, and defenseless girls wanting to go to school,” Phelps said.

At present the Holy Warriors will play home games in a secluded gravel pit outside Wichita. But the team’s long term success will depend on revenues only a new stadium can provide.

Phelps says that after the team returns from a road trip in Pakistan he’ll start campaigning for a ballot measure to fund a new open-air stadium/convention center/concentration camp.

The team currently has its eye on a site in Topeka. “The site is occupied by a yoga and meditation center. But not for long,” Phelps said.

Priest Rains Fire and Brimstone on Obamaniacs

Jesus got on a roll in the New Testament and for several chapters he lays down some important directives. As a religious maverick, I will say that there are a maybe a few passages in there that I don’t agree with, but most of it is pretty good stuff.

I like this part in particular, though, admittedly, I find it a high standard that I personally can’t live up to:

Matthew 7

1Judge not, that ye be not judged.

2For with what judgment ye judge, ye shall be judged: and with what measure ye mete, it shall be measured to you again.

3And why beholdest thou the mote that is in thy brother’s eye, but considerest not the beam that is in thine own eye?

4Or how wilt thou say to thy brother, Let me pull out the mote out of thine eye; and, behold, a beam is in thine own eye?

5Thou hypocrite, first cast out the beam out of thine own eye; and then shalt thou see clearly to cast out the mote out of thy brother’s eye.

My blog is just loaded with judgments. Luckily I’m an atheist, so it’s okay for me to judge. For a Priest to do it, well, that would be ill advised. And yet, in a letter posted on his church’s website, a Catholic priest by the name of Jay Scott Newman wrote, “Voting for a pro-abortion politician when a plausible pro-life alternative exists constitutes material cooperation with intrinsic evil and those Catholics who do so place themselves outside of the full communion of Christ’s Church and under the judgment of divine law.”

Really? What about voting for a war-mongoring crazy person who supports an illegal war with a million innocent victims? Where’s that one come in on the scale of material cooperation with intrinsic evil? How about that candidate’s desire to spread the carnage to Iran?

Oh, and here’s another one from the J-man that the Father from South Carolina may want to consider:

Matthew 22:20-22
20And he saith unto them, Whose is this image and superscription?

21They say unto him, Caesar’s. Then saith he unto them, Render therefore unto Caesar the things which are Caesar’s; and unto God the things that are God’s.

22When they had heard these words, they marvelled, and left him, and went their way.

Thankfully, not all Catholics share Newman’s views. The national director of a group called Catholic Democrats, Steve Krueger, said, “Father Newman is off-base. He is acting beyond the authority of a parish priest to say what he did.”