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OUR ALIEN OVERLORDS CANCEL EARTH MONTH – Humans will adapt to conserve environment of planet Xerkon VI

Saying environmental damage by the human race is too big to overcome, our alien overlords from Xerkon VI have made the decision to declare Earth a total loss, the Xerkonian Embassy In Orbit announced today.

A $100 trillion environmental bailout package that had been expected to be rolled out today has instead been canceled, along with the human “Earth Month” ecosystem cleanup and restoration events planned for April. Continue reading OUR ALIEN OVERLORDS CANCEL EARTH MONTH – Humans will adapt to conserve environment of planet Xerkon VI